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    January 17th, 2005
    Making Breakfast

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs.

    Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some
    more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
    Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are
    we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT ! THE SALT !" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the #&#%* car.

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    January 18th, 2005
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    I gotta show this one to hubby!

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    January 17th, 2005
    So true
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    January 18th, 2005
    Hubbie LOVES IT... SO TRUE!

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    Thanks sheepiedog I'll try that later and see what Paulines reaction is...

    I guess I'd better do it when she first starts the cooking ...
    it will be bad enough wearing it without getting burnt as well
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    January 18th, 2005
    Good one! I can't wait til wifey gets home.

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