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    One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a
    restaurant.

    The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies,"I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

    And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.

    He replies, "How about a quickie?"

    "Why, Mr.President," the waitress says. "How rude ! .... you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office a full term yet."

    As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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    Good one Gordon! It sounds like bush bumble
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    Crazy Ass

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    A good one Gordon!!!

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    Good one!

    The joke works using ol' Clinton. I guess he'll go down in history as a womanizing president. Reminds me of my favorite Clinton joke..

    One day Bill Clinton was out jogging by the Capitol.
    A Hooker standing in a doorway hollered out, "Mr. President! I'll give you a better workout for only 100 dollars!"
    Bill shook his head, laughed, and replied, "How about 25 dollars?"
    The Hooker said, "no way!"

    This went on for 3 or 4 days, the same give-and-take between the Prez and the Hooker. She wanted $100, and he'd offer $25.

    One morning Bill was jogging with Hillary by his side, and the Hooker hollered out,"Mr. President! That's what you get for 25 dollars!"

    Later,
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rick K.:
    Good one!

    The joke works using ol' Clinton. I guess he'll go down in history as a womanizing president. Reminds me of my favorite Clinton joke..

    One day Bill Clinton was out jogging by the Capitol.
    A Hooker standing in a doorway hollered out, "Mr. President! I'll give you a better workout for only 100 dollars!"
    Bill shook his head, laughed, and replied, "How about 25 dollars?"
    The Hooker said, "no way!"

    This went on for 3 or 4 days, the same give-and-take between the Prez and the Hooker. She wanted $100, and he'd offer $25.

    One morning Bill was jogging with Hillary by his side, and the Hooker hollered out,"Mr. President! That's what you get for 25 dollars!"

    Later,
    Rick K. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I liked the Bush one better, maybe Old Bill had a problem, but he left us with a record breaking surplus, and left Iraq alone,

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