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    ABW Ambassador daiarian's Avatar
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    This could be me !!!!!
    No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

    An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their
    old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk
    they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

    On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
    practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure
    what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty
    thousand dollars!

    Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

    Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it
    in their attic.

    The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking
    for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find
    a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

    Sally said, "No".

    Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.

    Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
    The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.
    One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

    Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday
    ..."

    The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"
    0 to $1m before I am 70, Ok maybe 71 !!! (April 2013)
    You Can Eat Our Noodles Without Gaining A Pound
    What is this life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare.

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    ABW Ambassador writerguy's Avatar
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    You call it senility. At our house we call it routine. LOL!

    Gary
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