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October 18th, 2004, 10:36 AM #1
Subject: Fw: Newfie Calls 911
Caller: Hello, is this the RCMP?
RCMP: Yes. What do you want?
Caller: I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood.
RCMP: Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the RCMP officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they
open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
Neighbor: Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?
Neighbor: Did they chop your firewood?
Neighbor: Happy Birthday, Buddy.One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 18th, 2004, 11:15 AM #2
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