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    Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

    A Virginia man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

    Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub
    had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking
    up out of his butt.

    Police suspect a cereal killer...
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    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    That's a good one.

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    As long as we are all about crime and punishment ...

    There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director.
    In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who never banged them at the right time. So the conductor said, "If you don't get it right this time I'll kill you."
    When the time came for the percussionist to get it right, he didn't. And so the director pulled out a gun and shot him dead.
    Of course, the police came and arrested him and eventually the conductor ended up on death row. The day came when he was sent to the electric chair. As the crowd watched, the executionist flipped the switch ... but nothing happened. Everyone wondered what when wrong.
    But the director knew. Saddened by all that had taken place, he said, "I never was a very good conductor!"
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    Ooh, I love groaners. Keep 'em coming!

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