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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to me that her breasts are too small.


    Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:


    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."


    Willing to try anything, she took a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?" she asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

    she stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat I said, "it worked for your butt, didn't it?

    I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again.


    I was a stupid, stupid man, I should have known better than stand within her reach.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
    Originally posted by Gordon:
    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

    Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to me that her breasts are too small.


    Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion:


    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."


    Willing to try anything, she took a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

    "How long will this take?" she asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.

    she stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat I said, "it worked for your butt, didn't it?

    I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again.


    I was a stupid, stupid man, I should have known better than stand within her reach.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Gordon,

    Not even this will save you now!


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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Mr.Sal you are a genius That is so funny.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Mr. Sal is winning on the emotion icons...

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    Sal's re-iteration of Gordon's joke is worth the hours I spent finding the smilies ... waaay cool and funny!
    Continued Success,

    Haiko
    The secret of success is constancy of purpose ~ Disraeli

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