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    January 18th, 2005
    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

    He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

    The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray.

    He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole.

    The chuckling grandfather hands the little boy five dollars. Then the grandfather stopped, lost in deep thought.

    The grandfather grabs the hair spray and goes into the house.

    Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa... you already gave me five dollars."

    The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
    "Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't...You're right!" -Henry Ford-

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    January 18th, 2005
    Hairspray is cheape than Viagra!

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    January 18th, 2005
    far far away....

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