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October 25th, 2004, 10:17 AM #1
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish. A man
was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!" The sister
said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But
that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a Gauddam Fish." The sister said,
The Sister took the fish back home and said, "Mother Superior, look at
the Gauddam Fish I caught." Shocked, the Mother Superior said, "Sister,
you know better than that." The nun said, "That's the species of it ---
a Gauddam Fish." So the Mother Superior said, "Well, give me the Gauddam
Fish and I'll clean it."
While she was cleaning the fish, Monsignor walked in and Mother Superior
said, "Monsignor, look at the Gauddam Fish that the sister caught."
Nearly fainting, Monsignor said, "Mother Superior, you shouldn"t talk
like that!" Mother Superior said, "But that's the species of it --- a
Gauddam Fish." Monsignor said, "Well give me the Gauddam Fish and I'll
That evening at supper there was a new priest at the table, and he said,
"Wow, what a nice fish." In reply, the sister said, "Thank-you, I caught
the Gauddam Fish." And Mother Superior said, "I cleaned the Gauddam
Fish." And Monsignor said, "I cooked the Gauddam Fish."
The priest looked around in disbelief, quite shocked, and said...
"I LIKE THIS ****ING PLACE ALREADY!"One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 25th, 2004, 12:31 PM #2
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