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    January 18th, 2005
    Edmonton Canada
    Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off,
    so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked
    his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher; I sew the
    elastic onto cotton panties."

    The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it
    classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a
    week unemployment pay.

    Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he
    replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the
    clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

    When Ole found out, he was furious. He stormed back
    into the unemployment office to find out why his
    friend and co-worker was collecting twice his pay.

    The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled
    labor and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

    "What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven
    pulls it over his head and says,

    ..."Yep, diesel fitter."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    far far away....
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