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October 27th, 2004, 03:05 PM #1
Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off,
so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked
his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher; I sew the
elastic onto cotton panties."
The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it
classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a
week unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he
replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the
clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out, he was furious. He stormed back
into the unemployment office to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting twice his pay.
The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled
labor and diesel fitters were skilled labor.
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven
pulls it over his head and says,
..."Yep, diesel fitter."One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 27th, 2004, 05:58 PM #2++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
that's my2cents, 'cuz I'm a legend in my own mind....
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