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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

    The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.

    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard,

    "what's the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaaaark dude.......

    how much water did you drink?!!"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    Affiliate Miester my2cents's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    far far away....
    that's my2cents, 'cuz I'm a legend in my own mind....

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    DAMN Gordon your on a roll!

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