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    Content $ Queen Ebudae's Avatar
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    Questions that really need answers...

    1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

    3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    14. Stop singing and read on.........

    15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

    18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 14. Stop singing and read on......... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You got me!

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    Life is full of mysteries and that list exposes many of them...
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    Ooh! Ooh! Me! Call on me!

    I can answer the Wile E. Coyote question. You see, Roadrunners (according to Looney Tunes) are the most delectable tasting critters on the planet. They have a multitude of wondrous and exotic flavors and nothing can compare to them, not even a four course dinner at the finest five star restaurant. Wile E. pursued Roadrunner not because he was hungry but because he was hungry specifically for roadrunner meat.

    I'm sure you're all relieved to have that mystery cleared up, huh?

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    Very good Ebudae!

    @Rhea: Roadrunners are kind of stupid too...I had the misfortune of clobbering one with my truck while he was making a mad dash across a Texas road a few years back. I must say, he learned what flying was all about.
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    I particularly like No.5!!

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    #1 and questions like that have disturbed me for years!

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    Who was the first person to eat a crab?

    It's my favorite food but if I didn't know it was food, I don't think I would consider it food.

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    "3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?"

    This one is easy:

    A Cockroach won't go inside the freezer but, it will hide on any left-over food on the fridge when you open the door and the light go on.


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    BWAHHH.... that was good

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    "17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?"

    Sure it does! Look at it this way:

    Say the elevator normally takes 60 seconds to arrive after you push the button once.

    But if you push the button once a second 30 times, you'll find the elevator arrives in only 30 seconds after that 30th push.

    And if you push it once a second 60 times, the elevator typically arrives right away, after you've done the 60th push!

    See? Simple!

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