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    CPA Network Rep JP Sauve's Avatar
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    The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
    her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
    "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
    demanded.

    "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

    The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For
    the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also
    blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
    woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

    She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20.
    Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
    her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus,
    Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

    She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
    any."

    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus,
    'n the sake of decency, here's a comb - Tidy yerself up a bit."
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    Would that also classify as a 'comb-over'?
    Continued Success,

    Haiko
    The secret of success is constancy of purpose ~ Disraeli

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    thats a cracker Haiko
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    JP Sauve - You've had me laughing with 3 actually-GOOD jokes today!

    Kudos bud. You're in the good books.

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