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October 28th, 2004, 07:18 AM #1
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For
the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also
blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20.
Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus,
Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus,
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October 28th, 2004, 07:47 AM #2
October 28th, 2004, 07:58 AM #3
Would that also classify as a 'comb-over'?Continued Success,
The secret of success is constancy of purpose ~ Disraeli
October 28th, 2004, 08:07 AM #4
thats a cracker HaikoOne day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 28th, 2004, 12:52 PM #5
By Doug247 in forum Midnight Cafe'Replies: 7Last Post: August 27th, 2004, 07:27 AM