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    David Letterman: Ten top indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper health care plan

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
    (9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
    (7) The only proctologist in the plan: is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage: is "An apple a day."
    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.
    (3) The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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    Good one Adam.

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