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    ABW Veteran Mr. Sal's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Why we all cried that day?

    There we're, just a string of energy on dreamland and able to be anywhere we want throughout the universe at the speed of light.

    At the same time there is a man and a woman having fun somewhere on this planet.

    All of a sudden, BANG, we see a big explosion and then we get caught in the radiation of that chemical reaction, the last thing we remember is that we where pulled into a dark tunnel.

    A few weeks later we discover that we're growing a human brain and a human body, now we feel confused but, start to think what may had happened to our freedom.

    Few days later we finally figured out, just because that man and that woman where having fun at that time that day and we where the closest string around, now we must spend nine months in solitary confinement.

    At first, we try to kick our way out of that place, but since that place was so tight and warm, we decided to just suck our thumb and go back to sleep.

    Now it's nine months after that BANG, we know that now we're going to get out of that place but, we don't know what we will find when we get finally released.

    All of a sudden, we see a crack opening on a wall in that place, then notice a light at the end of that tunnel, so we decide to stick our head out first to check where we're at.

    At the same time that we are trying to get the hell out of there, we hear a woman moaning, screaming and yelling and someone else saying push, push, push, so we close our eyes and try to push our way out of that hole.

    Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

    As soon a we're finally out and open our eyes, the first thing we see is, ourselves cover in blood, everyone in that place is a giant, there is a woman in bed with a leash attached to her giant body and to our tiny body and we're shivering from the cold temperature in that room.

    So now you know why we all cried that day.

    To be continued..........

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    Resident Genius and Staunch Capitalist Leader's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    And here I always thought it was because some **&%&^ went and smacked me on the butt.
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Full Member ahmar's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Leader:
    And here I always thought it was because some **&%&^ went and smacked me on the butt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That some **&%&^ smacked you because even at that time you were a Leader and you refused to cry .
    <DT>[size=1][color=navy]"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.[/color][/size]<DT>[size=1][color=navy]It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clark[/color][/size]</DT>

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