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    January 17th, 2005
    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

    That's when the proctologist fainted

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    January 18th, 2005
    Now That's funny!!!

    Cazzie your getting as good as SandraR...
    Where did she disappear to by the way...?

    Sandra... you still out there?
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    ABW Veteran Mr. Sal's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    "That's when the proctologist fainted"

    I can imagine why, not a good way to go.

    It's too bad that we the affiliates don't have a funeral first, before we get eaten up by the parasites.

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