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    Golden Retriever:
    The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Rottweiler:
    Make me.

    Boxer:
    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab:
    Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    Border Collie:
    Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund:
    You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Australian Shepherd:
    First I'll put all the bulbs in a circle...

    German Shepherd:
    I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier:
    I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog:
    Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

    Cocker Spaniel:
    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. (Also applicable to Shi-tsus)

    Chihuahua:
    Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer:
    I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.

    Greyhound:
    It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Poodle:
    I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    The Cat:
    Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

    All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.

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    Very good!!!
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    A distinction should be made between the Standard Poodle's approach and the approach of Toy and Miniature Poodles.

    The Standard Poodle would reply, "Just let me out for five minutes and I'll drag somebody back here to fix it for you."

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