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    Full Member ahmar's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005
    A Mother, passing by her daughter's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom".

    With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

    Dear Mom,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice....even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.

    But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

    John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

    Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Your daughter,


    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

    I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

    <DT>[size=1][color=navy]"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.[/color][/size]<DT>[size=1][color=navy]It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clark[/color][/size]</DT>

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    January 18th, 2005
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    Heh heh. So true.

    Although when I read the first sentence I was guessing her new boyfriend was gay.

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    Millionaire on training wheels Justdoit's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    That had me shaking my head there for a minute...

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