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    January 18th, 2005
    The Top 10 Signs That Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid...

    - Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"

    - Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes.

    - Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

    - By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are Styrofoam peanuts.

    - Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

    - Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list.

    - Sends him off on a Carnival Cruise with Kathie Lee.

    - First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you."

    - Labels on all your kid's toys read, "Straight from Craptown."

    - Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
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    Very Funny! Sounds like my childhood.

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