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December 7th, 2004, 07:37 AM #1
The Top 10 Signs That Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid...
- Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
- Kid asks for new bike, gets a pack of smokes.
- Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
- By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are Styrofoam peanuts.
- Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
- Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the dork list.
- Sends him off on a Carnival Cruise with Kathie Lee.
- First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you."
- Labels on all your kid's toys read, "Straight from Craptown."
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December 7th, 2004, 09:38 AM #2
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Very Funny! Sounds like my childhood.
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