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    Definitely Darwin Award Candidates.

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities

    CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!

    A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

    "They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

    Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

    According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

    Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

    They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

    Story Link at: http://www.wftv.com/news/3971517/detail.html <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's awful to laugh at another person's stupidity...but DAMN!

    What were they thinking???

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    Maybe they were just upset and dilusional when their Presidential candidate lost the election. They're probably raising a stink in jail as they think the cellmates are smoking their pot.
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    I may have one better.

    A nude man breaking and entering is subdued by a police dog with a bite to a very inconvenient area of his body. See story at http://www.twincities.com/mld/pionee...0371950.htm?1c
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    Jeez, Cheese
    I tried the link, but it redirected to s "must sign up" page.
    Could you post the article?
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    Here is an exerpt:

    K-9 bites nude man in groin during arrest

    BRIEFING: MINNEAPOLIS

    Police had to use Tasers and a police dog to subdue and arrest a man spotted running nude and trying to enter homes in South Minneapolis on Tuesday.

    It was about noon when the man was spotted in the 5400 block of Park Avenue South. When an officer with a dog arrived, the man was found in a house in that block, police said. The man then attacked the officer, striking him, prompting the officer's dog to bite the nude man in the genital area.

    Even after the bite and being struck several times with the Taser jolts, the man continued to fight police, officers said. Several officers eventually subdued and arrested the man, who was taken to a hospital for treatment. The dog was removed from duty while the incident is being reviewed, police said.
    This World is Not My Home
    We're gonna go inside, we're gonna go outside, inside and outside. . . And then we're gonna go go go and we're not gonna stop til we get across that goalline! Quotes from the movie Rudy, 1993

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