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    One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was
    getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems
    everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did
    not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was
    beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Clause told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
    This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the
    reindeer, he found that three were about to give birth and two had
    jumped the fence and were out who knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked
    and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So,
    frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot
    of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
    elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his
    frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
    hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
    broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

    Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
    He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully "Merry Christmas
    Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't
    it
    just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
    tree.
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