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    CPA Network Rep JP Sauve's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't...

    10. Did you get any under the tree?
    9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
    8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
    7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
    6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
    5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
    4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
    3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
    2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
    1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall
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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    good ones heard even at the most austere family gatherings..
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    Member KrisKringle's Avatar
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    January 27th, 2005
    how about a few more......

    "It's Cool Whip time!"

    "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

    "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

    "Are you going to come again next Year?"

    "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

    "Don't play with your meat."

    "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

    "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

    "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

    "How many are coming?"

    "Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

    "Talk about a huge breast!"


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