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December 23rd, 2004, 04:52 AM #1
Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't...
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
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December 23rd, 2004, 08:27 AM #2
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January 28th, 2005, 08:22 PM #3
how about a few more......
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next Year?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"How many are coming?"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"Talk about a huge breast!"
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