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    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood
    on his usual route. As he’s walking up the sidewalk at one house...
    He’s almost bowled over by Bob, the homeowner, coming out
    with a load of empty beer cans and liquor bottles.

    “Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night.”
    the mailman comments...

    Bob, in obvious pain replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is
    the first time that I’ve felt like moving since 4:00 Sunday morning...”
    “So what the heck happened?” the mailman asked...

    “Well” Bob replied... “We had about fifteen couples from the
    neighborhood over for a holiday party and things got a little bit wild...
    Around 2 or 3 in the morning we got so drunk that we started
    playing... “WHO AM I?...”

    The mailman says “I’ve never heard of that game, how do you play it?

    “Best I remember,” Bob says, “All of the women stayed in the living room
    and all of the guys went into the bedroom... then we came out one
    at a time covered by only a sheet.. with nothing but our penis showing
    through a hole in the sheet....and the women had to guess who it was...”

    The mailman laughs and says, “Damn, I’m sorry I missed that party!”

    Bob thinks about that for a moment and replies...
    “Well... It’s probably just as well that you did...
    Your name came up four or five times...”
    <Font size="1" color="99000">Never doubt anybody's word for anything... but... Always double check everything... - Grandpa</font>

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    Moral of the story.........

    “Well... It’s probably just as well that you did...
    Your name came up four or five times...”

    If you're maried, don't trust the mailman.

    Get a PO Box.

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