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    Yeast Infection Takes The Life of a Celebrity
    Please join ABW in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

    The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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    Super Dawg Member Phil Kaufman aka AffiliateHound's Avatar
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    I have read that fatal yeast infections are on the rise.

    I also heard that at the reception following, the only drink served was baking soda.
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    Thanks you two, had a good chuckle from your posts.

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    hee hee

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    For a while there, I thought it was true...until I got to the second paragraph. :Lol:
    You got me BurgerBoy, thanks for making me smile today!

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