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    ABW Ambassador daiarian's Avatar
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    April 4th, 2011
    Beautiful Wales
    One for the Boys, with apologies to the lovely Ladies
    I have a little satnav

    I have a little Satnav
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    Itís better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's thirty miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing thirty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!
    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the damned thing off
    0 to $1m before I am 70, Ok maybe 71 !!! (April 2013)
    You Can Eat Our Noodles Without Gaining A Pound
    What is this life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare.

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    OPM and Moderator Chuck Hamrick's Avatar
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    April 5th, 2005
    Park City Utah
    My satnav tells me I am going to slow and to hurry up and pass! I have the upgraded model Second Wife 2.0.

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    ...and a Pirate's heart. Convergence's Avatar
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    June 24th, 2005
    I have the upgraded model Second Wife 2.0.
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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