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    ABW Ambassador La_Valette's Avatar
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    September 25th, 2005
    The Pale Blue Dot
    Actual cute message I received today from an SAS advertiser...
    ...they will remain nameless :-)

    "Congratulations for having a great month with us so far.

    We show that you have made this amount in commissions this month so far 0

    That was made on 0 sales.

    Please keep up with the great work and help you make further sales we want to offer some new banners for you..."

    etc. etc. etc.

    Sure, we'll try to do just as good next month! :-)
    Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson

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    OPM and Moderator Chuck Hamrick's Avatar
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    April 5th, 2005
    Park City Utah
    I have long heard from affiliates that they like it when you tell then how well they are doing in your program. Never had a request to let them know when they made no sales. Looks like they automated and spammed to everyone, rookies!

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    Affiliate Manager debebians's Avatar
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    September 24th, 2012
    Los Angeles, CA
    This gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing.

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