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November 22nd, 2012, 06:34 AM #1Thanksgiving Divorce
Eddie in Dallas calls his son in New York just before Thanksgiving and tells him, 'I am sorry to tell you but your mother and I are going to divorce. I just cannot take any more of her moaning. We can't stand the sight of each other.' I'm telling you first Eddie, because you are the eldest... please tell your sister.
When Eddie calls his sister Julie, she says: 'No way are they getting divorced, I will go over and see them for Thanksgiving.'
Julie phones here parents and tells them both 'You must NOT get divorced. Promise you won't do anything until I get over there. I'm calling Eddie, and we'll both be there with you tomorrow. Until then, don't take any action, please listen to me', and hangs up.
The father puts down the phone and turns to his wife and says. 'Good news' he says, 'Eddie and Julie are coming for Thanksgiving and they're both paying their own way.'
Happy Thanksgiving all!Renée
Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz
November 22nd, 2012, 06:43 AM #2
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November 22nd, 2012, 10:35 AM #3
Love it, got one going to college in another year and she is looking 2000 miles away. I told her I wasn't flying her home other than Christmas and for the summer. She is going to have to work to save to fly home otherwise.
November 22nd, 2012, 08:20 PM #4
Was gonna start a Happy Thanksgiving thread but will just do it here.
Hope ya all had a very Happy Thanksgiving and nice day. Hope none of you ate too much and ended up with tummy ache. Gobble, gobble
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