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    ABW Ambassador writerguy's Avatar
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    Having a REALLY bad day?
    Saw this one in another forum I go to regularly and just had to share it here. Enjoy!


    There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig.

    “Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

    “Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”

    “This is the worst day of my life,” I said. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how’s your day going?”


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    April 6th, 2006
    Made me laugh, as I am having a bad day! Perfect timing..

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    January 18th, 2005
    hee hee

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    heh - T think I know that biker.
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    ROTFL! Definitely needed a good laugh today!
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