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    ABW Ambassador daiarian's Avatar
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    April 4th, 2011
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    For the Ladies - Bless Them
    Itís Fatherís day here in Wales but feeling magnanimous here are a few chances for the ladies to have a laugh on us!

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
    'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    'The wife responded, íAllow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
    'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it.
    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight
    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
    The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.. .í
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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    OPM and Moderator Chuck Hamrick's Avatar
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    Last one sounds like my wife!!

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    ABW Ambassador purplebear's Avatar
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    hee, hee Thanks Daiarian, always nice to get a giggle

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