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    Outsourced Program Manager John Jupp's Avatar
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    Why We Don't Believe In Being Cut
    ....or the continual debate between being "Cut" or "Uncut"

    It's a common thing in the US for men to be circumcised. It's almost unheard of in the UK. Mutilating the important 1% for unproven "medical reasons" has always struck me as bizarre.

    Anyhow to the story:

    Man went to hospital for circumcision and awoke to find penis amputated, according to Jefferson County lawsuit | AL.com

    A man says in a medical malpractice lawsuit filed this week that he went in for a circumcision last month at Princeton Baptist Medical Center and awoke to find his penis had instead been amputated.

    I feel sorry for the guy and his wife. If you're going to hack at the 1% then focus on poverty and not the penis. Guess the wrong 1% was targeted.
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    and guys, it's called 1% not 2% so no bragging.
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    Damn, John.

    Cringing here. Haven't had my first pot of coffee yet - but I'm fully awake now...
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    Hope the coffee's good quality or do you opt for the bargain stuff because the price is a snip
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    ...and a Pirate's heart. Convergence's Avatar
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    What most don't realize is:

    "Snipping" was to prevent self-pleasure - not for medical reasons.

    When it's snipped, you've lost 30% of your pleasure sensors.

    Archaic and barbaric...
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    I feel sorry for the guy and his wife.

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    ...and now I got that song stuck on my mind...
    "I come from Alabama without my banjo by my knee"...

    Oh Susanna lyrics


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    A man says in a medical malpractice lawsuit filed this week that he went in for a circumcision last month at Princeton Baptist Medical Center and awoke to find his penis had instead been amputated.
    So would you lose your manhood to become a millionaire?

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    No way! The whole point of being a millionaire is to have loads of loose gorgeous girlies hanging off your arm. What's the point of losing your manhood if you then can't enjoy those girlies?
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    I asked my 14 year old if he would lose his manhood for $1MM. He said he would rather use it to earn $1MM! So much for parenting...


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    ...if he would lose his manhood for $1MM...
    ...and to think how many guys are willing to pay a doctor, to have it removed because they don't need it!

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    What's the point of losing your manhood if you then can't enjoy those girlies?
    Well, some people may have a valid driver's license and may have a few cars that they own, but they may never need to drive, because they like to have a chauffeur do the driving for them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Hamrick View Post
    I asked my 14 year old if he would lose his manhood for $1MM. He said he would rather use it to earn $1MM! So much for parenting...
    Sounds like a typical 14 year old response.

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    Here's a confession.

    Skunky was "snipped" on medical grounds.
    It was too tight.
    It wouldn't retract, he couldn't perform.

    It's a very nasty operation to recover from as an adult LOL.

    Your 'morning glory' is agonizing (stitches bursting at the seams...)

    Sorry if that's more information than people needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VampireSkunk View Post
    Here's a confession.

    Skunky was "snipped" on medical grounds.
    It was too tight.
    It wouldn't retract, he couldn't perform.

    It's a very nasty operation to recover from as an adult LOL.

    Your 'morning glory' is agonizing (stitches bursting at the seams...)

    Sorry if that's more information than people needed.
    When our boys were growing up we told them to retract and clean every night so the skin would not tighten. One of them started getting tight skin so that may have required attention later on so we took away his computer games until he retracted every night. Now he doesn't have tightened skin and can retract. Took him a couple of weeks to loosen the skin. Was the quietest time in the house with no computer games playing.
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    Last edited by Chuck Hamrick; August 3rd, 2014 at 11:46 AM.
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    n/m

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    When our boys were growing up we told them to retract and clean every night so the skin would not tighten. One of them started getting tight skin so that may have required attention later on so we took away his computer games until he retracted every night. Now he doesn't have tightened skin and can retract. Took him a couple of weeks to loosen the skin. Was the quietest time in the house with no computer games playing.
    How did you know he took care of it each night?

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    When are we going to close this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Hamrick View Post
    How did you know he took care of it each night?
    Just like the Army, inspection to make sure your weapon is clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam_park View Post
    When are we going to close this thread?
    Feel free. This is the off-topic board.
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    Sure it's the off-topic forum. But I think this thread is going way off-topic. We have ladies here and none have strangely participated in this discussion yet. Wondering why!

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    probably too busy laughing at us.

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    Ladies anyone offended, happy to close on your behalf.

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    Men talking about their #1 concern/interest. Old hat to this 'ol lady. Please excuse unintended pun.
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    remember, most of us had no choice as newborns. was done for many reasons.

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