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    Oh Genie of PHP, I summon thee from thy database with a bed of templates and mystical signs and command thee to populate my website.

    Thou shall present my pages as I your master commands and bring forth joy at finding the correct article or product with maximum speed and no errors, and ensure for me good commission rates with no reversals.

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    I can procrastinate tomorrow

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> ensure for me good commission rates with no reversals.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I didn't think the Genie of PHP was *that* powerful!

    It's the most wonderful time of the year! ~From a "Golden Era" Christmas Song

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    If you don't ask, you won't get.

    Its like checking your stats 10 times a day.
    Its not going to make *any* difference, but you still do it

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    I can procrastinate tomorrow

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