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    will Google crawl the web between now and the new index? or, has it done it already, and wont be doing it again until next month? Does anyone no when it crawled last?

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    He deep crawled my sites last week but haven't seen him for the last few days ..I don't think my sites will be crawled again until the next update.

    Chuck this is OT but how old are you?. Just curious.

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    35, single, male, and looking for a rich woman. she should be able to cook, clean, bait a hook, do the other things wives do, and stay out of my hair.

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    You not mentioning your funny sex habits Big Chuck? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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    Gordon,

    This is becoming a habit with you. What "funny sex habits" would these be? I am a bit puzzled, as this is like the third time, twice recently that this topic has come up by your initiative. :confused:

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    Big Chuck

    Just kidding you along, ok point taken no more.
    sorry no offence meant

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    otay.

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    I see chuck isn't too fussy. I was waiting for him to say she must also have a boat. Prerequisite before marriage was send a picture of the boat first.

    OOps, that was off topic.
    My site shows up funny, me thinks cuz of goofy domain from cable services, however I finally noticed the www site name was shown in a listing of google directories and it was marked as fresh (Dec17) so some updating is going on now.

    [ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: walleye warrior ]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>35, single, male, and looking for a rich woman. she should be able to cook, clean, bait a hook, do the other things wives do, and stay out of my hair.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jeeeez Big Chuck You Nuts. Do you know how wide open you left that statement. do the other things wives do, It should of said do SOME of the things other women do. Ut Oh, My chauvinism is coming out. <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/ubb/icons/icon15.gif>

    Hmmm, how come I have a feeling I am about to be slammed. Packy looks over shoulder to see if Leader is behind him with a baseball bat. <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/ubb/icons/icon36.gif>

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    Heh, heh, a woman might be able to cook and clean but that doesn't mean she will! A rich woman can make it worth someone else's while to do those things!

    Now for the other things ... you mean like going shopping? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Shopping? I thought he meant "clean fish."

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    Lol Spongebo and Elisabeth.

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    lol

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    Big Chuck -

    I got one for ya ! I know a rich woman that is able to cook, clean, and bait a hook !!!
    She is looking for an even richer man , with a live-in gourmet chef to annoy every day by watching over him as he prepares the daily meals, he should have an unattractive Polish housekeeper she can yell at when she has PMS, and follow her around with a white glove checking for dust. Finally, he should own a small yacht on which she can pretend she is fishing as she baits the hooks for her multi -millionaire hubby .

    If any of these qualifications can not be met, she will only settle for a true stud - muffin , that does those "other things" so well that husbands are supposed do [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>35, single, male, and looking for a rich woman. she should be able to cook, clean, bait a hook, do the other things wives do, and stay out of my hair.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A rich woman should be able to cook, clean, and even bait a hook--but she would NEVER stoop to actually doing what a servant can do!

    As for staying out of your hair, if you do what she wants she'll have no reason to get into it [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    And she'd better have a monopoly on doing those more pleasurable "other things", too. Or you'll find out that rifle hunting isn't something she's averse to doing!

    QUALIFICATIONS FOR A HUSBAND

    RICH! Preferably by inheritance, so he hasn't been brainwashed with any ideas of work being "good". Inheritance should be safely invested. No dot-com bust would threaten the No Work Required or Desired status.

    Should be head over heels in love. His favorite words should be "Yes, honey. Anything for you..."

    Should shower me with expensive gifts. And have enough money that all those Lamborghinis, exotic plants, tropical vacations, and multiple dream homes don't bankrupt him.


    He'll never complain about being a "Computer Widower".

    He should love the Symphony.

    His idea of a Fishing trip, would be one of the ones where we're helicoptered into a remote area, a Guide baits the hooks and drops the lines in (all we do is pull up the fish), and then the fish are cleaned and cooked--perfectly filleted--by the chef waiting onshore. The fact that what I'm talking about typically costs about 7k wouldn't bother him, either.

    REAL Camping (as in, tents) would NOT even cross his mind. A hotel with less stars than the Four Seasons is close enough to "roughing it"...

    Oh, and of course, he has to be nice and have a sense of humor, with Rock-Solid faithfulness!

    And be hot when it comes to those "other duties" I would want him to do...

    You get the idea...like in the movies--BIG house, marble pillars, classical playing inside, couple in the sitting room...but no Impending Divorce like most movies wreck the scene with!!!

    Oh, I forgot something--Hey Packy...WHAM! Aw, I broke my bat now...

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    Maybe We need a new forum:

    "Indulge My Fantasy" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: dhelle ]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>He should love the Symphony. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Like, I qualify in every one of these except this one.

    This o.k.?

    Oh... and I get airsick.

    I also break out in hives when I eat fish.

    And Lamborginis are a piece of c rap... wouldn't have one.

    Other than these relatively minor adjustments to the list, I'm a 100% qualifier.

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    Forgot....

    Mumsie and Daddy aren't exactly dead yet, so I guess that really doesn't qualify me for the 'inherited money' thing.

    It's only a matter of time though.

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    If an intelligent woman is rich and able to cook, clean, bait a hook, and do the other things wives do, you won't need to worry about her staying out of your hair. She won't want to marry you or any other man for that matter.

    What do you have to offer that would interest her? You aren't even willing to offer the redoubtable pleasure of your companionship.

    Don't fall back on how great you are when the lights are low. Like anything else, if you have enough money, you can buy the best.

    You might do better if you added low IQ to your list of requirements.

    Have you noticed how as women's earning potential has gone up, so has the average age of marriage? Women don't want to get married now like they did when I was growing up. It seems they start thinking about it when they start wanting children. Then even, a lot don't seem to think a man is a very necessary part of a family, easily gotten, easily disposed of, easily replaced.

    If you really want to be married. Stand in front of the mirror and practice saying these sentences a hundred times daily.

    "You are right."
    "I am wrong."
    "To me, you look better than the day I fell in love with you."
    "You can always figure out what's best."
    "I rely in your judgment."
    "You're the smartest woman around."
    "I'm always so proud of you."
    "You're the best mother a kid could ask for."
    "You're housekeeping is more comfortable than my mothers."

    DON'T GET CAUGHT PRACTICING!!

    The marriage might work.

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    lol! Ssanf [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

    I can bait a hook, gut a fish, I own a boat with motor...what do I need a man for?

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    I personally would be looking for a sensuous woman.....

    Since You Was Up Get Me A Beer. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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    Lmao @ all of you.

    To Leader, OWWWWWW!!!

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    I left for my day job, came back; I found no sales recorded in my reports (accountbalance had not changed! - ughh) and this thread is now way off topic. Would any of you be so kind as to go back to the original message posted, and address the questions I had [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Googlebot usually has a lag between the spider and the dance and appears to be quiet during the lag. Usually after the 3rd visit to my site the dance begins anywhere from 10 days to 2 weeks after.

    Mike

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    did the third visit take place already?

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