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    http://search.msn.com/jobs.aspx

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    Oh, I CAN'T resist. First lines from their site, my translation underneath.

    >>Work on one of the largest scale computing projects.

    Be a nameless cog in a ridiculously huge wheel.

    With 80M+ users worldwide using MSN Search, your contribution makes a difference.

    No one will know it was you. If you do well, then MSN rules. If you blow it, though, YOU suck--and were replaced yesterday.

    A rapidly growing team offers many opportunities.

    You can hide your mistakes in the chaos if you play it right.

    One of a few very successful businesses on the Internet.

    Ha ha, we didn't get broken up, nyaaa...


    Work in a challenging work environment.

    The job SUCKS!

    Work in a very competitive landscape.

    But people want the job anyway, and will stab you in the back to get it.

    Located in the beautiful Microsoft RedWest Campus.

    And you can *dream of* that campus. You'll never SEE it, though, because you'll be stuck in your cubicle from dawn till dusk.

    Collaborate with Research and other teams at Microsoft.

    Departments which have nothing to do with you will constantly be in your hair about things you have no control over.

    Learn what people all over the world are looking for on the web.

    The noncompete agreement, though, will prevent you from actually *using* this hot data!

    Finally, a job your friends and family will understand.

    We must only hire geeks who come from geek families and travel in geek circles. Or we just have a weird sense of what regular friends and families understand!

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    On a more serious note, it does look like they intend to try to become major competition in the search engine field...

    ~Revenue is King

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    A nice translation, seems like you saw through them



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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Very funny, Leader. I still think that MSN will end up buying Google. MSN likes that #1 spot, doncha know.

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    Leader you are too funny

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    Nice, leader.


    Ive been in peoples offices at M$ .. its a nice place to work.

    Course, I wouldn't work for the devil.

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    Leader,

    Keep it coming!

    I long for the day when I can give up my job and spend as much time as I want building sites....

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    Hysterically funny definitions of job outline.

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    Leader,

    Two Thumbs Up! Great stuff!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elbowcreek:
    I still think that MSN will end up buying Google. MSN likes that #1 spot, doncha know.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Will never happen.

    While Google would never go "Evil", they wouldn't want to be bought by an evil either.

    Second, last thing Microsoft want would BE a company with warehouses full of LINUX BOXES!

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