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  • 5 miles long

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  • 10 miles long

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    Ok I am starting to wonder, if everyone bought all the Viagra sent to us in email and online advertising. How large would our woody be?

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    Sandra i remember Mike posting a pic of a guy dressed as a female and in chat you couldn't stop talking about his woody. Are you suffering from a lack of woody?

    I work in lounge pants

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    His is the schwantz that never ends.
    It goes on and on my friends.
    He started taking it not knowing what it was.
    His schwantz goes on forever just because...



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    I heard a TV ad that made me laugh last night. It was for Cialis ( sp? ) . It said, "In rare cases, erections may last in excess of 4 HOURS : if this is the case please contact your physician."

    Now, figuring most courting takes place in the evening, I'm thinking, if I were to call my doctor at 11:30 PM and say, "Doc, help, I've got a four hour woody!" He's going to make a caustic remark and hang up!!!!!

    Instead of saying, "I've fallen and I can't get up", I'd have to call the EMT and say......guess.

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    I see someone(s) got a weekend pass....

    and has needs.....

    And, that's the bottom line because it's my2cents!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> "In rare cases, erections may last in excess of 4 HOURS <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is this unusual? I might coming to Vegas can anybody share a room?
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    I thought this thread was about an old car or a cartoon woodpecker.

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    "Ok I am starting to wonder..."

    Heheh... Just what picture is in your mind Sandra???

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    Well according to a SPAM Mail I just got, they’ve already charged my credit card for a shipment of Viagra. All I have to do is call a non-toll-free number if I want to cancel. I’m sure they would need my CC number and billing address to actually cancel the order, so I guess I’ll just let them ship it to me. Shoot, a fella could have a good time in Vegas with that stuff.

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    Lies I tell ya, see ...



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> in excess of 4 HOURS <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ummmm.... that's like two hours less than normal. Why would I want to take something like that?



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    Time to order more Viagra??????? Lets all call!


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    I dont know about you folks... but i recieved 10 copies of the email today...

    guess I was just lucky...

    Didnt need any more viagra... I still have a case of "samples" my doc gave me...

    Joe

    And, that's the bottom line because it's my2cents!

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    Hey codejockey....



    no one and i mean no one believes you!!



    And, that's the bottom line because it's my2cents!

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    See, while you folks are worrying about the viagra ads, I am figuring out how I'm going to spend all of the money I'm being sent.

    That's right, as soon as I accept the money into my bank account from the ex-wife of the dead third cousin of the king of Siberia (or something like that) I'm gonna be a rich man... just wait and see.

    Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
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    I thought we were talking about the movie "Toy Story"

    Well, this finally clarifies why Little Bo Peep was never really interested in Buz Lightyear. Obviously the lil' cowboy had been ordering Viagra from the spammers, and that's how he got his name.

    It all fits into place now.

    Of course, with a name like "Toy Story", Little Bo Peep may have been ordering some products online too... (sly grin)

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    Ya know, I really LIKE being old. It is so much more comfortable. And, you finally feel sane again.

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