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    "Left Behind Prophacy" is new in the CJ merchant list. I just wanted to give everyone a heads up. Do not ever become a creditor of a person that can predict the end of the earth.

    By knowing when it will end, they will be able to borrow lots of money, live the good life. The rapture hits. They ascend into heaven. You will be left with your little CJ account holding the bag.

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    Q: What is the "rapture"?

    A: The rapture is a glorious event when all of the righteous ascend into heaven...bringing peace to earth.

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    LOL!! They'd better watch it, some affiliates may ascend with them!

    Although I have to wonder what they were thinking when they let that typo through. It's "ProphEcy!" Yet I saw right away that they had spelled their own name wrong in CJ...
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    Although I have to wonder what they were thinking when they let that typo through.


    God does not run a spell checker on our lives. He uses a sin checker program, kind of like the Santa Claus naughty or nice program.

    PS...yes, I still believe in Santa Claus. Every year, I've been naughty. I haven't received presents. Q.E.D.

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    A Sin Checker program?

    That would make religions the original SEOs, then. (anti-)Sin Engine Optimization...
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    One has to question their choice of networks...

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    A Sin Checker program?

    I think it was a Gary Larsen 'Far Side' cartoon showing some guy walking down the street while workers hoisted a grand piano directly overhead. The upper corner showed God at the computer about to hit the "Smite" key.

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    One has to question their choice of networks...



    guess it works both ways . . .

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    Your religious insights are always so confusing to me.
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    That would make religions the original SEOs, then. (anti-)Sin Engine Optimization...
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    ....and I suppose the inclusion programs would be....Overture and Underture????
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    LOL, they fixed the spelling in CJ now...
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    I pointed it out after seeing this thread.

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    For amusement I recently checked the new merchants at CJ ...expecting yet another gambling outfit or shady loan company.

    WTF ..."Left Behind PhophAcy"


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    Q: What is the "rupture"?

    A: The rupture is a glorious event when I get to meet a crooked merchant in face to face.

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    Jesus Christ, when will a decent merchant sign up at CJ?

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    "...when will a decent merchant sign up at CJ?"
    Probably about the same time Performics kicks the parasites out, and starts paying commissions to the affiliates who earned them!

    Talk about a "Featured Clients" list from h3ll!

    Don't hold your breath...

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    Oh my Gawdess! They are even worse than CJ, if that is possible. Probably, CJ just doesn't list them all.

    Looking for more indies TODAY!

    The networks (excepting SAS and Blue something or other) have gone to h3ll and the hogs ate them.

    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Not surprising to see those Performics list of BHO's and Dupers (affiliates posing as merchants). When I found out thta Performics was just a false front for the Internet Advertising Bureau and Direct Marketing Association members I never applied or even been to their site more then twice.
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     "ProphEcy!" Yet I saw right away that they had spelled their own name wrong in CJ...  


    Right away? so what?
    Bet you didn't see it in advance?
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    Bet you didn't see it in advance?


    Nope, but then again I wasn't trying to make a prophecy!
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    The Left Behind Prophecy Club is a website and newsletter to help you understand how current events may actually relate to End Times prophecy.
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    I think the key word there is may. It may relate to end times prophecy it may not. Even they don't know. I suppose the work may is in there so when they tell you, the world will end next tuesday and it doesn't they can say "Well, we misinterpreted the signs, maybe we'll have better luck next time.

    People have been predicting the end since the beginning. We don't need a newsletter to tell us when the end of the world is coming, the day after Mike & Charlie stop complaining about dupers and BHOs the world will end.

    This give me an idea, I think I'll start a thread in the Midnight Cafe.

    Mike

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    Doesn't the Bible say that no one will know when the world will end? Seems that makes all of this conversation about the last days, the various signs leading up to the end, etc., nothing more than just a bunch of conversation.

    Andy

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    Our sacred books say it will be known by a singing dog, Sam.

    Hence, the sayings, "Sam sang" and "Sam sung.".
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    Ten years ago I was broke and jobless in Munich.
    I used to go to the university coffeebar to hang out because it was cheap.
    There was a man outside with a sign "38 Days to the End of the World" according to some obscure mediaeval prophet.

    Each day he was there, right down to "1 Day to the End of the World".

    Next day no man. The world carried on regardless.

    I wondered what happened to him.

    A week later he was back - "287 Days to the End of the World".

    He'd found some other obscure prophet to hang his insecurity on.

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    I don't think ProphAcy was a typo. I think it was a sign...a hidden message. A is the aleph, it is the beginning of a new age.

    A is the first letter of the alphabet and E is the fifth. This sign appeared on CJ. C is the third letter, J is tenth letter. 10 is twice 5!!!! If you add 10 and 5 you get 15, which is divisible by, you guessed it! Three!!!!

    Replacing the 5 with the 1 on the 3 and the 10. Don't you see what is going on????

    BTW, my signature was a true story: Several years ago, a missionary type was giving an explanation of the rapture. He said that during the rapture, all the righteous would ascend to heaven, bringing peace to earth. I thought about it, and realized that he just might be right. If the the righteous ascended into heaven, then all the bin Ladins, self proclaimed gurus, and others who feel morally justified to make others miserable would be gone and we could live peacefully.

    Of course, I felt really bad. They guy was telling me a deep felt inner belief, and I was about to break out in laughter. Finally he realized what he said. Now, the righteous ascend to heaven, and the rest of us get dumped into a firy pit. It is more balanced that way.

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    Replacing the 5 with the 1 on the 3 and the 10. Don't you see what is going on????


    Er...I was following along until that sentence, but you lost me there...
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