TITLE: Free Outrageous Gift :: Unbelievably Shocking & Scandalous
VALUE: This stunner is not for sale on the site, hard to set value
DETAILS: Applies to all Naked Zombie products, cannot be used in conjunction with other special offers. Limit one per minion (customer)
CODE: NZSHOCKING
STARTS: 5/15/04
ENDS: 6/30/04
URL: http://www.nakedzombie.com
BAD COPYWRITING: While reaching for new heights in big lows Naked Zombie Brand Streetwear is offering its minions a FREE outrageous gift with purchase, just for entering the "secret coupon code". If stupid freaky insane things are up your alley, so is this unbelievably, utterly shocking item. We can sling it, you lap it up.
USAGE: Simply tell your visitors to type in "NZSHOCKING" in our coupon code when ordering to receive this FREE shocker with any order - designed in a tequila stupor for ABW member sites only!

TITLE: The Other Green Meat :: Saving $1.50 Never Felt SO Good
VALUE: $1.50 off your first purchase
DETAILS: Applies to all Naked Zombie products, cannot be used in conjunction with other special offers. Limit one per minion (customer)
CODE: NZFIRST
STARTS: 5/15/04
ENDS: 6/30/04
URL: http://www.nakedzombie.com
BAD COPYWRITING: Buy something at Naked Zombie Brand Streetwear and save a whopping buck fifty. Six quarters. Three bits. Take that $1.50 you saved and turn it into 150 pennies. Every time you think about sex, or have sex, put one penny in a donation jar. If you give away all 150 pennies in less than a week, you're a stinking perv. Anyway, by and by, come by and buy at Naked Zombie...think of the pennies.
USAGE: What do we know? Get creative with your visitors. Try something utterly fun and stupid and tell us what you did. As you can see, we have set the bar for the utterly ridiculous and profoundly retarded, so hit us with your best shot.

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