Is the BeFree forum back online? I hope so, and I hope the BeFree reps come back, 'cause, well, sometimes it is fun to have someone talk to you like you're an errant school boy.

Anyway, Mr. Pike. While the forum was off, I dipped little Peggy's pigtail in the inkwell, and chased Cindy around the slide with a frog. I need an important person to talk down to me.

Uncle, uncle Pike, tell me again how parasite ware is okay because it is not illegal, and if it is not illegal it must be good.

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