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February 27th, 2002, 07:33 PM #1
Spike Milligan, the last of The Goons has died, will miss his comic genius.
The Bible According to Spike Milligan
IN THE BEGIINNING GOD CREATED THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH.
2. And darkness was upon the face of the deep; this was due to a malfunction at Lots Road Power Station.
3. And God said, Let their be light; and there was light, but Eastern Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
4. And God saw the light and it was good; He saw the quarterly bill and that was not good;
5. And God called the light Day, and the darkness He called night, and so passed His GCSE.
6. And God said, let there be a firmament and God called the firmament heaven, Freephone 999.
7. And God said, Let the waters be gathered together unto one place, and let dry land appear. And in London it went on the market at six hundred pounds a square foot.
8. And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
9. And God said, Let there be lights in heaven to give light to the earth, and it was so, except in England where there was a heavy cloud and snow on high ground.
more here if your a Spike fan http://www.fireflycafe.org/spike/creation.html
February 28th, 2002, 05:35 PM #2
February 28th, 2002, 05:50 PM #3
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i dont think many this area of ABW gets much traffic
i like spike
it was sad that we lost him and he is significant enough that i and everyone that i know in the real world will remember his passing in the same way that we will always remember what we where doing on the day that john lennon died
my sons favorite poem...
<BIG>On the Ning Nang Nong</BIG>
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
[ 02-28-2002: Message edited by: SpaceBandit ]
February 28th, 2002, 07:59 PM #4
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- January 17th, 2005
I've heard OF The Goons, just haven't heard the shows. Peter Sellers was a Goon, was he not?
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