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    Chief George Nikosi of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel of Nigeria sent me a letter telling me that they need some money moved out of the country so they may buy imports, or some garbage like that. It was unnecesarily wordy, but

    My official response is in this image (beware, it's offensive)

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    that is brilliant weisinator I'm still laughing.

    BTW is this post 200,000?
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    Outstanding !

    Funny, I noticed two of those slipped through the filter for me today. I guess their payoff only needs to be one or two idiots that go through with it.

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    *LMAO*

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    LOL. there's a whole collection of these.

    I remember seeing them on a battlefield 1942 forum.

    If anyone knows the location of the collection, please post it.

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    I feel kinda of left out since Chief George hasn't sent me a letter in at least 2 weeks.

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    LOL! That's great, wish I'd thought of it

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    Cute, I loved it..

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    I already deal with Mr. Zuma...

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> -----Original Message-----
    From: MR DAVID ZUMA
    Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 6:19 AM
    To: Andy.Rodriguez@tigerdirect.com
    Subject: URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS PROPOSAL


    Dear Friend,

    You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am the first Son of the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you. Before the death of my father, he took me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US$30 Million (thirty million United States dollars), in one of the security company, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from the Security Company.

    This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe, introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims. it is against this background that I and my family fled Zimbabwe to South Africa for fear of our lives.

    After which, I traveled to the Netherlands and I am currently staying in the Netherlands where i am seeking political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign account. Since the law of Europe prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout the territorial zone of European Union. As the eldest child of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got.

    The South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of my family name for fear of going through difficulty in future. Both countries have similar political history. I am seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make arrangements with the security company to clear the Consignment (funds) from their affiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to the Netherlands from South Africa.

    But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership to the consignment. I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this transaction.

    If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75% will be for my investment in any of the country of your choice. Contact with my email- ( zumadaviid@netscape.net ) while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction.
    I await your immediate reply and God bless.

    Best regards,

    MR. DAVID ZUMA.

    NOTE:
    ON YOUR INABILITY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION RESPOND TO ME AND INFORM ME SO I CAN LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I get about one per day here...

    Andy Rodriguez,
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    Today I got one from

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
    DR. BOUGUIBA SAMUEL BLAISE
    DIRECTOR, PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION
    FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND
    SOCIAL SERVICES, OUAGADOUGOU
    PHONE;008821633310239

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Must be a awful of lot US money in some of these countries.

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    Amazing the Nigerian money spamms all seem to get thru to our in-boxes unincumbered by the newest e-mail virus. Maybe this is the mother load source for all spamm. Can you imagine how much spamm eminates from this scrapped and shared e-mail list server. Someone forgot the golden rule for killing off a despot rich ruler. Kill all his family/kin and even his goldfish.

    Mike & Charlie ...

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    I Lived in Zimbabwe for a while and that scammer has done a fair bit of research.

    <font face=verdana size=1 color=43639C>Know Google as you know yourself and you will live to fight many battles - Sun Tzu</font>

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    cape cod. That is great!

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    Superb Link Cape Cod!

    <font face=verdana size=1 color=43639C>Know Google as you know yourself and you will live to fight many battles - Sun Tzu</font>

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    I fell out of my chair in laughter the first time I read that one month's ago. I knew it was a plant when the first breakfast menu item contained a cricket. Crickets are delicacies...this should have been a locus to celebrate the event.

    Mike & Charlie ...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Crickets are delicacies...this should have been a locus to celebrate the event.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cape cod:
    http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm

    Good one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Now that is funny. OMFG, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

    It would seem that I am on Chief George Nkosi's mailing list. Same exact e-mail, from a different address this time. (Big surprise.) I told him to call 1(402)476-9211 to speak with me. ("Time and temp" for Lincoln, NE.)

    When he replies asking for my correct phone number, I'll send him a link to that conference, explaining that I'll see him there.

    Just like Telemarketers, 419ers are here for my entertainment.

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