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    Wow. First my wife's sister and her finace were coming to visit on the Labor Day weekend. Then they were not coming because they decided they were going to get married this weekend. Then my wife talks them into coming and we'll have a wedding here for them. No minister lined up yet or anything for that matter but we find one. Then we find out that the marriage won't be legal because they are from Oregon and this is California. But then we find out the minister (our friend Pokey the clown) was ordained in Oregon so he can marry them with there Oregon Marriage License.

    Wow. Are you still with me. I'm glad because I am barely with me. This has all transpired in the last 48 hours. Family and friends are coming and it should be one of the most memorable holiday weekends ever.



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    Ron, sounds like ya might be doing some stressing before the Party this weekend Hope the wedding goes as planned you have a Great Party and Great Time

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    I gave up trying to follow you after two lines but I read enough to get that you are getting married to your sister (you Americans floor me) and your ex wifes fiance Pokey the clown, wants a wedding in the circus, so to satisfy everybody you are getting married covered in oregano.

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    Sounds like Ron may have already started the weekend celebrations.
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> (our friend Pokey the clown) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I got married in my parents home. But even for a non traditionalist like me a clown just wouldn't work out right LOL

    Wish everyone our best over there and have a great weekend.
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    @Gordon <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I gave up trying to follow you after two lines but I read enough to get that you are getting married to your sister (you Americans floor me) and your ex wifes fiance Pokey the clown, wants a wedding in the circus, so to satisfy everybody you are getting married covered in oregano <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Gordon, that was hysterical! Kind of like that party game where you wisper something and by the time the story gets around the whole circle of people it gets completely convoluted.

    Ron, lots of luck, sounds like a crazy but fun weekend.

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    Gordon,

    You really seem to have a knack at interpretation.



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    I was getting tired of the old look. Tried one pic I would have liked but didn't look proper so small This one is the new look for a while.

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    Of course I left out the part of the story where before we had a minister lined up I got ordained just in case.

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    Great effort went into putting together this quick wedding on a minutes notice. Nice job and wedding are always a great excuse for having sex. I find ministers, who are clowns, are more adept at putting together unions of Midgets and bearded ladies. The reception should be a hoot and the hangover a record breaker!

    According the Gordo everyone gets in on the action including the "Husband-in-Laws".

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    Ron,

    Congrats to the bride and groom!

    Sounds like you will be having one heck of a pary this weekend. Be sure to let us know if you survived on Tuesday.



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    Sounds like it's gonna be hectic but fun, Congrats!

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    Gordy you quack me up!

    have a great labor day weekend all!

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    The family has started arriving. What a circus this will be.

    Sure hope I survive the whole thing.

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