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    I just noticed I am an ABW Veteran! Now, where does that place me in the pecking order?

    <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Haiko flies down once a month to treat me to dinner at one of them fancy restaurants, i.e. Shoneys<LI>I can now charge people for my autograph<LI>I can ban folks<LI>I have a swing vote when it comes to banning/deleting posts<LI>I get a t-shirt<LI>I get access to Todd Crawfords direct line when he rolls over that cord that has something to do with the tracking<LI>All the newbies must make a pilgrimage to see me once in their life time to bow down and pay homeage to me, bringing me gifts from all over the world<LI>Haiko will start paying me to post because I have am one of his cool people, now.<LI>This new acquired status entitles me to a 50% increase in commission payouts (AM's take note)<LI>I get a ABW Cadilac with dollar signs all over it (Mary kay sales people get one!)[/list]

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    More likely you'll just get piles of Charlie Parrot poop. That status change only allows you to lick your wonds in public and come out fighting in the next round. By the way your in my fan club as if you need more grief.

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    >This new acquired status entitles me to a 50% increase in commission payouts (AM's take note)

    You could get 100% increase by joining BDS

    Congrads on your promotion btw

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    ABW Veteran Student Heyder's Avatar
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    Hell no I never got shoneys!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heyder:
    Hell no I never got shoneys! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    I get a ABW Cadilac with dollar signs all over it (Mary kay sales people get one!)
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    Sorry, Chuck, Gordon already scarfed Haiko's Caddy, right after he acquired his t-shirt! You'll have to ask Gordon for the keys....

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    Where is the cutoff 1500 to be a vet

    I am at 1499

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    Nope not 1500

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    LOL your Chuckster, PM me your snail mail addy and size, I'll send you a ParasiteWare T-shirt

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    ABW Ambassador CDC's Avatar
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    Of course Gorden got the Caddy... He's the clothes pimp...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Haiko:
    LOL your Chuckster, PM me your snail mail addy and size, I'll send you a ParasiteWare T-shirt

    <font size="2" face="Verdana">Haiko_


    The secret of success is constancy of purpose. ~ Disraeli_</font></p><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>ok. Warning. I wear a big n tall size.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>ok. Warning. I wear a big n tall size. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    So did Gordon

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