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    Went out to grill some hot dogs on the gas grill, lift up lid and squirrel is sitting right there and jumps. Bounces off my chest, tail hits face, i scream like a little.........

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    Last year Pizza Locked up!

    Now this?

    You just need to hire someone to cook for you!


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    Trust,
    That is too funny.


    I think I will be peeking under the grill a bit before I raise it next time MYSELF!

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    ha ha ha

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    They aren't bad....just misunderstood....


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    Usually i like squirrels, unless they launch themselves at me from my own grill, still can't figure out how it got in. I bet the neighbors got a kick out of it. Grill is out of gas anyway, thankfully i have George Foreman as backup

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    It's a good thing you didn't just fire it up without lifting the lid... PU

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    I wonder what BBQ'd squirrel tastes like

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    Come on, he's only 8...

    I was once pissed at by a squirrel.

    I went for a walk in Greenwich Park and sat on a bench.

    After a couple of minutes, I notice there's a squirrel sitting on the arm of the bench.

    I was just about to apologise for not having any nuts to give him when he lifted his leg and let an arc fly in my direction.

    Probably paying me a huge compliment, in squirrel terms.

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    He knew you didn't have nuts and was telling you what he thought of THAT!

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    LOL ..."thankfully i have George Foreman as backup"

    Nice to have a heavy weight champion in your corner in case you have to duke it out with the squirrel. Nut crackers are worthless if you have to hold down the squirrel to use them.
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    Yep, that squirrel was a critic, right enough...

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    damn, can't get image to work...

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    I have rescued two birds out of my fireplace just today. Starlings looking for a new spring home and end up in my fireplace. If it happens again I'll post a picture.

    The kids love it. "Can I pet it Dad?"

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    [QUOTE]..this George Foreman /QUOTE]
    Oh, I thought you were going to grill the weiners on the car exhaust.

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    Is that how they do it up in the mountains?

    There are still some people out there that have never heard of one of the greatest things out today: The George Foreman Grill.

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    Oh ... thanks Trust. That brightened up my day
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TrustNo1¬ģ:
    Is that how they do it up in the mountains?
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    Yep, but we're partial to cooking on the the George Forman Mieneke muffler. Like the Road Kill Cafe's motto: "From your grill to ours."

    I haven't eaten meat in years but a friend raves about his G.F. grill for vegies & fish.

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    Confronted with a hazzed squirrel, I'd rather have Mike's George Forman!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    What a pain trying to get squirrel hair off the grill grates. So i took my skills i learned cooking pizza and put the grates in the oven and hit the self clean button. Grillin' time

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    Foamy The Squirrel: www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

    My personal favorite is Squirrel Songs and Rants. I think Carolyn Tang first pointed me in Foamy's direction. Does he look familiar, Trust?!!!

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    I would never attack a squirrel, even if she was sitting in my oven. Shame on you, attacking an innocent little creature!

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    A squirrel on the grill and youíre complaining? Around here thatís just called good eats. Hereís an oldie but a goodie from the golden era of the Internet:

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