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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    For those of you looking to drop a little weight, I'd like to introduce a new reducing method called "The Puppy Diet". (No, you don't actually eat puppies, silly.)

    All you have to do is bring home a bouncy little puppy and then chase it all over the house cleaning up its messes, walk it 15 times a day, and play with it until you can no longer stand to hear yourself utter, "Fetch!"

    My husband and I started "The Puppy Diet" a week and a half ago and since then I've lost two pounds and hubby has lost five pounds. IT REALLY WORKS!

    So run right out and get your own puppy today, and by Christmas you'll probably be hospitalized for exhaustion, but you'll LOOK GREAT!

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    the best part of the puppy diet is when you come to your senses and put the mutt OUT!

    Outside to chase cars, run away or if you really want the mutt you put it on the business end of a chain out in the yard, so it can yapp day and night and annoy everyone in the sound of it's noise.....


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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    No puppy for you. You'll just have to suffer through Atkins.

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    If you were bored to death on the end of a chain all day you would bark too! Dogs are people too.. they belong inside with their family.

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