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    WOW - so glad to see you’re finally out of the corner!


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    Hi Mike welcome back, here is hoping that the assoles that do nothing but follow your every post and complain will leave you alone for a while now.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Welcome back Mike!

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    Hi Mike, missed you and the bird

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    It's been boring!

    Type nice, now!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    I think it's really just Charlie. Wait, no... That's definetly a Mike post I just read!

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    Ditto on Gordon.

    Welcome back Mike.

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    Well I sure saw the loyal group taking it to the spin masters elevating the cookie stuffers and BHO Christmas grinches to untold heights. As far as me being a turd with a flock of turd feasting flies I can only hope they didn't derail their ABB party line or paint themselves into a corner.
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    I had time to catch up on my reading and loved Ann Coulter's book on "How to Talk to Liberals" during my go to the corner and pout week... You gotta love that gal who even attracts pie throwers.

    Interview with Ann...by John Hawkins

    John Hawkins: Why do you think USA Today hired you to write a column on the Democratic Convention and then killed your column?

    Ann Coulter: I refused to include pie charts.

    John Hawkins: What do you think of the claim made by people like Eric Alterman that the mainstream media is actually conservative?

    Ann Coulter: Eric, they're called selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, and they're going to change your life. Ask your doctor if an S.S.R.I. is right for you.

    John Hawkins: Has anyone approached you about doing a syndicated radio show or getting your own show on one of the Cable News Networks? I'd have to think somebody would be making an offer since you're almost guaranteed ratings.

    Ann Coulter: Yes, but I refuse to wear a bow tie.

    John Hawkins: When I last interviewed you back in late June of 2003, you were getting ready to start up your new blog "CoulterGeist" at Human Events. Whatever happened to your blog?

    Ann Coulter: I decided that bloggers were just a bunch of losers with no audience and no credibility who sat around their living rooms in pajamas all day hatching crackpot theories that never pan out. They did a special about this on CBS News (on 60 minutes II) just the other night.

    John Hawkins: I know you're a big proponent of racial profiling at our airports. But, don't you think that would be a violation of the 4th Amendment?

    Ann Coulter: No, of course not. You think they have a right to search little old ladies in wheelchairs now? And if it were, we should change the Fourth Amendment by adding the words, "except in the case of Islamo-Fascists who want us all dead".

    John Hawkins: Do you think we're going to be able to successfully help the Iraqis become a Democratic country?

    Ann Coulter: I was kind of hoping they'd go Republican.

    John Hawkins: A few Democrats like Zell Miller, Ron Miller, Christopher Hitchens, & Ed Koch have nailed their own party for their non-serious approach to defending our country. Do you think it's more surprising that they've been wiling to nail their own party on national security or that more Democrats haven't been willing to step up and point out the obvious?

    Ann Coulter: Unlike mainstream Democrats, the men you mention are to be commended for having a will to live.

    John Hawkins: Do you think having John Kerry as our President would mean America would be more likely to be hit with another 9/11 style terrorist attack?

    Ann Coulter: As I understand it from his policy proposals, such attacks would become mandatory.

    John Hawkins: You caught a lot of flack for pointing out that Max Cleland wasn't actually injured in combat in Vietnam. However, it turns out that you were right and your critics were wrong. Did any of the people who accused you of lying about how Cleland was injured apologize or admit their mistake?

    Ann Coulter: I assume that's a rhetorical question. Their "apologies" are re-printed in "How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)"

    John Hawkins: After Reagan's death, did you think it was amazing to see all these liberals who treated Ronald Reagan like a monster when he was in office and who opposed everything he ever did giving the Gipper credit for defeating the Soviet Union and trying to adopt Nancy Reagan (who they referred to as the Dragon Lady in the 80s) as their own because of her support of stem cell research?

    Ann Coulter: Was I amazed to see liberals being liars, hypocrites, and historical revisionists? No. Were you?

    John Hawkins: One of the many things you've said that really cheeses off liberals is,

    "When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors".

    Do you regret saying that?

    Ann Coulter: Only that I didn't say it loud enough and in a large enough public forum. And when I said we should "execute" John Walker Lindh, I mis-spoke. What I meant to say was "We should burn John Walker Lindh alive and televise it on prime-time network TV". My apologies for any misunderstanding that might have occurred.

    John Hawkins: A lot of your detractors on the right refer to you as the right-wing version of Michael or Al Franken. What do you think about that comparison?

    Ann Coulter: The fact that only my detractors say this says it all.

    John Hawkins: Any initial reaction to the $60 million dollar sexual harassment suit against Bill O'Reilly?

    Ann Coulter: Last week I received an obscene phone call that began, "Ann from New York, you're in the Zone. What say you, and what are you wearing?" and ended, "I'll give you the last word."

    John Hawkins: How about dashing off a quick sentence or even just a word or two about the following individuals...

    - George Bush: A 21st century Churchill.
    - Dick Cheney: Takes a licking, keeps on ticking.
    - Jonah Goldberg: Who?
    - Andrew Sullivan: Every inch a lady.
    - Tucker Carlson: See what happens when you try to be mainstream?
    - John Kerry: 30 years later he's still shooting himself in the foot.
    - Teresa Heinz Kerry: To be first lady, first you have to be a lady.
    - John Edwards: Jury's still out - expect a huge settlement.
    - Max Cleland: At least he earned his medals.
    - Dan Rather: A space alien -- and I have the Microsoft documents from the fifties. that prove it!


    John Hawkins: Can you tell us a little bit about your new book, "How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)"?

    Ann Coulter: It's like Bill Clinton's book, only interesting. If you can't find it in your local bookstore, look behind the stacks of left-wing books about President Bush with the word "lie" in the title

    John Hawkins: Are there any blogs you read regularly or semi-regularly these days?

    Ann Coulter: Yes, but if I tell you they'll be over-run and I'll never be able to go there again.

    John Hawkins: Is there anything else you'd like to say or promote before we finish up?

    Ann Coulter: Yes, vote on November 2nd. Democrats get to vote as often as they like, so we should all vote at least once.
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    Mike is back?

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    Welcome Back Mike.
    Continued Success,

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    Hey Mike....

    I've been waiting to be able to use that.

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    One day Mike was typing too fast and someone was reading fast too, so somebody started to get and soon a fight broke out

    With all that noise someone else went inside and called the cops and & where sent to court

    After he was accused of talking too much, they show him the rules and he was told that he must remain and for a week. He was sent to Alcatraz to serve his time

    While he was there, he was able to read in the morning and during the day

    Yesterday he was released and he felt like a new and free man again.

    He had many new ideas and decided to start writing once more but, soon he started to get confused and remembered that he was not allowed to speak his mind freely nor joke about some people so he get really mad and decided to just go out and have a few drinks but, he got drunk

    Today when he returned, he found that some say welcome back and some give him a salute and that so far nobody has try to beat him up yet.

    So now it's time for a and to remember that this: it's better than this:

    NOW, everyone get back to work.



    Sal.

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    Mr. Sal - you are the king of Icon emotions!


    Haiko we found his niche'


    Mr Sal the iconator!

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    LOL not even a day back and...

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Well I sure saw the loyal group taking it to the spin masters elevating the cookie stuffers and BHO Christmas grinches to untold heights <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yes, we were taking the tar and feathers to that grinch network, The Snare!

    It was more like previously-untold LOWS for the commission stealers...

    Snare: Here's $15k
    Stuffer: Thanks! (Calls car dealer with order)
    Snare: Naw, we take it back!
    Stuffer: Augh!
    ABW: TOO LATE LOSERS! YOU ALL SUCK!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    And this year's Oscar for the best use of icons goes to .... Rustle, rustle... Oh My God it is, it's ... MR. SAL!!!!!

    Welcome back Mike, one day I hope to understand a whole post of yours and go from to

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    tooooo much time on my hands. Thanks for the mini-movie there Sal. I actually got to read all my spam e-mail, Ann Coulters book and clean out Charlies cage this last week. That book works as I was only booted off Yahoo boards 2 times last week and didn't start any 3rd world fights.

    I see SandraR and Gordo have toned down a bit since their famous scapegoat wasn't around to pass on the blame to someone who converts worse then they do

    I got so bored I installed 180Solutions & other B-a-HO's (first one in recent history to actually seek out that crapolla) and entertained myself watching my fans popup Ads all over my sight and follow me to merchant sites like flies in comet curser.

    I did fire off some e-mails to some merchants about the IAB/DMA sponsored "Live Help Button" wanks and other SuperAffiliates conning merchnats out of their customer files with cart plug-in easy payment options. Why steal commissions with cookied popups when you can pilfer the resellable privacy info -Credit info and the commission right during the checkout process..

    The stench is eminating from the affiliate commission pool and the mass graves of domain bound affiliates. Smells like a World Series stadium restroom. Do your part and flush two Johns with just one vote....or vote multiple times and get a free airfreshener.

    NOW Who wants the prestege of my 12,000th post as I pick out a victim....
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    Welcome back mike!

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    Continued Success,

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    Welcome back Charlie!!! Please try to keep Mike on a tighter leash.
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