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    I am *so* getting into the holiday spirit. Yesterday I found myself singing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" while checking my stats. I monkeyed with the lyrics some, and this is what came out.

    "La-la la-la-la CHRISTMAS
    La-la la-la la-la MONEY
    La-la la-la-la KITCHEN*
    La-la la-la la-la SINK!

    La-la la-la COUNTERTOPS
    La-la la-la SILESTONE
    La-la la-la TILE BACKSPLASH
    La-la la-la MUCHO CASH!

    * My holiday earnings will be spent on upgrading our kitchen. Coudja tell?

    So what are you singing these days?

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    Full Member ahmar's Avatar
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    My one goes like this:

    Wish everybody stop and shop at my site
    Few sales are gone as you can see
    I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe
    But my one wish on Christmas Eve is 2005 should be parasite free

    All I want for Christmas is few more sales
    Few more sales, see my few more sales

    Gosh, oh gee how happy I’d be
    If I could only see few more people are on shopping spree

    <DT>[size=1][color=navy]"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.[/color][/size]<DT>[size=1][color=navy]It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clark[/color][/size]</DT>

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    I have found the Christmas season to be in full swing already. What a minute. I forgot to shop myself. Nothing like the last minute rush to motivate you.
    Luke
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    Content $ Queen Ebudae's Avatar
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    As Leader's sig last Christmas said:

    "it's the most wonderful time of the year!!"

    So here goes:

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
    Jingle all the way
    The mall is crowded and over priced,
    So shop online today!!

    Ebudae


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    ABW Ambassador Jane's Avatar
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    *Don't fight the crowds at the mall,
    the Internet has it all.

    Do your holiday shopping online
    and you never have to stand in line.

    You won't have to hunt for a parking place,
    heck, you don't even have to wash your face.

    Before you buy an item read the reviews,
    you want the best product that you can use.

    Click your mouse a time or two
    and the gifts you order are on their way to you.

    You won't run all the gas out of your car,
    or pollute the air by driving too far.

    Don't go out in the rain and the cold,
    just to find out what you wanted has been sold.

    You can save on shipping and taxes,
    all whilst you sit and relaxes!

    Shop online this holiday season,
    I think I have given you enough reason.

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    wow Jane - that's a good one!!!!

    Ebudae


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