Three men are disussing their previous night's experience.

The Italian man says, "I rubbed my wife all over with olive oil, then we made love and she screamed for 10 minutes.

The Frenchman says, "I rubbed my wife all over with sweet butter, then we made love and she screamed for half an hour."

The Jewish man says, "I rubbed my wife all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), then we made love and she screamed for 6 hours."

"6 hours," shouted the other men! "What did you do to make her scream for 6 hours?"

He replied: "I wiped my hands on the drapes."