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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    smoking a joint
    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
    and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?


    "The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some. "So the
    lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.


    After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
    drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
    and falls into the river.


    A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
    side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?


    "The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
    joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into
    the river while taking a drink.


    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,
    finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he
    looks up and says "Hey you!"

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    "The Monkey looks down and says "SHITTTTTTTT dude....... how much water
    did you drink?!!"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Continued Success,

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    I guess I'd better start believing Pauline when she insists I've lost my mind eh? LOL

    Sorry about that Haiko please remove the thread if its best, but don't laugh too hard after all you will start to age one day you know
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    I think the last time the lost one and he got it now!

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