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February 2nd, 2005, 02:46 PM #1Lawyer Vs A Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if
she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch
a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and
a lot of fun.
He explains how the game works: "I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me, and visa-versa."
Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win
the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this, if you don't know the answer you pay me only $5,
but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out
a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four? "
The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop
computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone with
his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows.All
to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally
gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated, wakes the blonde and
asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5, and goes back to sleep.One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
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