Here Ye, Here Ye!
The Official BettyMills Pledge Poem Rewrite Contest has begun!
Yesterday, BettyMills published our Loyalty Bonus in the form of the following Poem.
My Pledge to Betty
ďIt's 2005 and I stand good and ready,
To pledge my loyalty to Miss Betty,
Janitorial, cleaning, office supplies and sheds,
By being so faithful, Betty will butter my breads,
For my commitment, with my strongest intent,
I shall earn from Betty, 1 extra percent"
Well....today - one of our very creative affiliates had taken the liberty of rewriting our little poem as follows:
My Pledge to Betty
"It's 2005, 2004 has passed,
The BettyMills program kicks some a**.
Betty is Queen, HON is King,
I'll tweak my site, to make the cash register ring.
Datafeed, PSC and many cool links,
Tells me that the competition's boats will sink.
No parasitic sleezeballs to worry about,
Mabelle and Victor kick their butts out!
So Ebates and 180 can go eat dirt,
Mess with Betty and you're gonna get HURT!
Update your feed and get a nice bump,
I missed the boat, so now I must jump...
...in to my computer and get up the new feed
So 2005 will be awesome indeed"
So, with this unsolicited first entry, we are announcing the official BettyMills "Rewrite our pledge contest!"
Post your own rewritten pledge poem here on this thread, no later than Friday, February 11, 2005 at midnite. The best poem entered by one of our affiliates, gets a $100 credit to their account, and the second best will get $50. Entries will be judged by BettyMills and the winners will be announced on Monday February 14th.
You gotta be in it to win it, so get out those crafty pens and s and start making some poetry loviní.
You must post your affiliate ID with your posting so we know who you are. If you wish for your ID to remain anonymous, please post your poem on the thread, and email us the same poem with your ID and we will match them up.
Best of luck everyone!