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    Lightbulb $100 BettyMills Contest!
    Here Ye, Here Ye!




    The Official BettyMills Pledge Poem Rewrite Contest has begun!



    Yesterday, BettyMills published our Loyalty Bonus in the form of the following Poem.




    My Pledge to Betty

    ďIt's 2005 and I stand good and ready,

    To pledge my loyalty to Miss Betty,

    Janitorial, cleaning, office supplies and sheds,

    By being so faithful, Betty will butter my breads,

    For my commitment, with my strongest intent,

    I shall earn from Betty, 1 extra percent"




    Well....today - one of our very creative affiliates had taken the liberty of rewriting our little poem as follows:





    My Pledge to Betty

    "It's 2005, 2004 has passed,

    The BettyMills program kicks some a**.

    Betty is Queen, HON is King,

    I'll tweak my site, to make the cash register ring.

    Datafeed, PSC and many cool links,

    Tells me that the competition's boats will sink.

    No parasitic sleezeballs to worry about,

    Mabelle and Victor kick their butts out!

    So Ebates and 180 can go eat dirt,

    Mess with Betty and you're gonna get HURT!

    Update your feed and get a nice bump,

    I missed the boat, so now I must jump...

    ...in to my computer and get up the new feed

    So 2005 will be awesome indeed"



    So, with this unsolicited first entry, we are announcing the official BettyMills "Rewrite our pledge contest!"



    Post your own rewritten pledge poem here on this thread, no later than Friday, February 11, 2005 at midnite. The best poem entered by one of our affiliates, gets a $100 credit to their account, and the second best will get $50. Entries will be judged by BettyMills and the winners will be announced on Monday February 14th.



    You gotta be in it to win it, so get out those crafty pens and s and start making some poetry loviní.



    Requirements:



    You must post your affiliate ID with your posting so we know who you are. If you wish for your ID to remain anonymous, please post your poem on the thread, and email us the same poem with your ID and we will match them up.










    Best of luck everyone!

    Regards,
    Victor Hanna, The BettyMills Company
    Home of Snack Rewards and the Double Markdown!
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    May an affiliate present more than one entry?


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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    Good question.......
    Submit as many entries as you wish, but the same affiliate can only win one prize. First or second, but not both.
    Best luck!
    Victor Hanna, The BettyMills Company
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    A Limmerick

    A single-brow gal named Betty
    Had conversions that were ohhh so steady.
    She was quite a dish,
    So they raised her commish.
    For the bank, her affiliates were ready.


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    I like Limmericks
    A purchasing agent named Hap,
    Ordered everything he needed in a snap.
    He saved a ton with BettyMills
    His boss was all thrills.
    And he even had time for a Quick Nap.


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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    Betty like!

    keep em coming folks.

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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    Looking for the next Poet Laureate! Submit your entries before the deadline.

    Regards,
    Victor Hanna, The BettyMills Company
    Home of Snack Rewards and the Double Markdown!
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    The Betty Mills affiliate program really rocks,
    Victor and Mabelle will blow off your socks.

    Higher commissions and contests galore,
    What the heck are you waiting for?

    Some people have said that Betty looks too old,
    I just snicker and count all the items sold.

    Some ask why she only has one eyebrow.
    Does it really matter anyhow?

    Betty Mills has a monster datafeed,
    Every product a business could need.

    Hon & Rubbermaid are easy to sell,
    The price is right, people know the brand well.

    Some complain that shipping is too high,
    All I can do is let out a sigh.

    You see I sell lots of products under 50.
    I think the program is really quite nifty.

    Big commissions come when you sell a shed,
    All while you are fast asleep in bed.

    You may think itís all quite funny,
    But I think it is a great way to make money.

    Just talk to Victor and Mabelle,
    Then you will know itís not a fable.

    Quite seriously though,
    You have to build a site to see the money flow.

    If I win this contest it will just be dumb luck,
    But as an affiliate I always try to make a buck.

    Betty sends me checks on time.
    This is one affiliate program I can say is fine.

    I have lots of money in the bank,
    For that I have Betty to thank.

    Get off your butt and build a site now,
    This affiliate program is a cash cow.

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    Sung to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountain"
    (See "O Brother Where Art Thou?" soundtrack)

    One evening while on Abestweb
    I came across a posting
    That told me of a new program
    that CJ wasn't hosting
    It said "We have cleaning things
    and all the stuff to get your office ready"
    And on the post was one 'browed gal
    Who I now know as Betty.

    In Betty's 'filiate program
    There's lots of things by HON
    Lateral file cabinets,
    credenzas, and so on.
    They all pay good commissions
    and the sales are always steady
    So sign right up and sell some things
    from my friend one eyebrowed Betty.

    In Betty's 'filiate program
    There are no parasites
    But there are notebooks, chairs, and desks
    And paper clips and lights.
    So what's the problem? Why the wait
    if you haven't joined already.
    Just sign on up and build a site
    selling all the things from Betty.

    -John (who should be building pages instead).
    There's a reason army's wear uniforms even though it makes them easier to spot. Sometimes that's what you want. Uniforms suggest organization, power, and numbers. These, in turn, inspire fear. And, as any good operative knows, there is no more effective weapon than fear.

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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    Hang on. We are going to announce a winner shortly!

    Regards,
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    And the WINNERS are...
    The $50 second prize goes to... Jane!!

    and our $100 first prize winner is...

    SCOTT HAZARD!!

    Congratulations Scott & Jane for writing those clever poems!

    Betty LOVES them!

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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    By the way,


    For those of you who have not met Jennifer yet, please say howdy


    She is one of our new marketing guru's working with Team Mabelle.


    Congrats to Scott and Jane. Robert Frost would be proud.


    Regards,
    Victor Hanna, The BettyMills Company
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    Thanks Victor and Mabelle for the extra money,
    Iím so glad you thought my poem was funny.

    Your contests are always lots of fun,
    They encourage me to get more work done.

    I just love it when I get an email,
    That says congratulations, you just made a sale!

    Everyone needs to build a site for Betty,
    The cash you earn will not be petty.

    Now I must get back to work on my web,
    Cause I want to have a fantastic Feb.

    Thanks again to the old one browed gal,
    She has turned out to be quite a pal.

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    Chief Betty Victor Hanna's Avatar
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    Jane,

    Your words are just so very clever,
    You keep Betty happy, and disappoint never,
    You sell more sheds than Home Depot,
    And all those commissions, you get to keep-o,
    Just wait a few more days and you will see more,
    As we unlock a new line of sheds galore!

    Congrats to the winners!

    Regards,
    Victor Hanna, The BettyMills Company
    Home of Snack Rewards and the Double Markdown!
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    After many hours on the road today I am not feeling very poetic at this time.
    Thanks to the Betty team for the bonus and congrats to Jane.
    I am a newbie to the Betty program but have dedicated myself to getting it rolling this year....if I EVER get back home. One good HON sale is all it took to motivate me.

    Who said an 1800 mile car trip was a good idea anyway :-)
    Greetings from Fort Worth. Heading back to Florida on Monday.


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    I know what ya mean scohaz, I drove from Houston to New Jersey last summer! You start driving in the morning and think I can't look at this road all day again. It gets better once you get going though. Watch out for those Louisiana cops if you go that way!

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