Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    Full Member Travelin Man's Avatar
    Join Date
    January 18th, 2005
    Posts
    409
    Question What Makes 100%
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%




    and



    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

  2. #2
    Full Member
    Join Date
    January 18th, 2005
    Posts
    224
    That's a crying shame. 121%

    LOL. Good one.

  3. #3
    Full Member ahmar's Avatar
    Join Date
    January 18th, 2005
    Posts
    481
    LOL......its funny but its true really true.
    <DT>[size=1][color=navy]"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.[/color][/size]<DT>[size=1][color=navy]It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clark[/color][/size]</DT>

  4. Newsletter Signup

+ Reply to Thread

Similar Threads

  1. What Makes 100%?
    By Gordon in forum Virtual Family and Off-Topic
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: January 25th, 2006, 09:16 PM
  2. WHAT MAKES 100%
    By freetweak in forum Midnight Cafe'
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: March 17th, 2003, 08:09 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •