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    You have to read this to believe this! You must take pictures of yourself with the product and the days newspaper in front in order to collect on the guarantee! See site at http://www.1skincareproduct.com/anti...skin-care.html

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    "All you need to do is: take a picture when you get the product holding that day’s newspaper, and then take another picture after 90 days holding that day’s newspaper. If there isn't a dramatic difference, just send the empty bottle with the pictures and we'll promptly send you a check for double what you paid! (limited to the 1st bottle only)."
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    I'm sold - LOL

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    haven't seen one of those long Info-mercial web pages in a long long time. Wonder what eBook young Matt read and if he has spamming down to a science.

    Was that a typo in the usual mandintory accolade from a satisfied buyer...

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    I bet one of the reasons they make people take a "before" picture, is because a lot of people cant see a gradual change over 90 days (so they think there hasn't been a difference).

    But with this requirement, when they go to return it after 90 days, and compare the pictures they made, they realize there HAS been a difference (if it worked), so then they don't demand a refund after all!

    At least that's probably what the guy is hoping will happen.

    “ I Love The Sperm! The Results Are Quite Noticable. It Gives My Face The Finishing Touch and It Smells Really Nice. My Trainer Even Noticed The 1st Day!"
    Either they fixed it already or your glasses need cleaning! It says,

    " I Love The Serum! The Results Are Quite Noticable. It Gives My Face The Finishing Touch and It Smells Really Nice. My Trainer Even Noticed The 1st Day!"
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    Hard to take advice about getting rid of wrinkles from a kid that doesn't look like he's been through puberty yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead
    If there isn't a dramatic difference, just send the empty bottle with the pictures and we'll promptly send you a check for double what you paid! (limited to the 1st bottle only)."
    Well of course there will be a dramatic difference. Did any of you notice how "beautiful" Matt is? That's because before using the beauty cream, Mattilda looked like any other 50 year old women you meet on the street. But after just 90 days with this amazing cream, Matt is a changed person!

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    I looked at the skin care site...
    All I can say is this,

    Whenever a service or product sounds TOO GOOD to be true, it almost ALWAYS is indeed!

    Matt seems to be using many online marketing tricks, yet he is forgetting one very important rule.

    If you're selling SKIN CARE products - whatever, wrinkle cream then get a picture of freaking anyone who is otherwise known as a crater face, instead of using your own, unblemished photo for egotistical reasons only!

    My advice to Matt is this,

    Stop ripping people off with a crappy product (a friend of mine ordered it just to make sure) and sell something that you seriously are passionate about and believe in.

    It makes the earnings FAR MORE worthwhile in the end.

    Rebel.

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